AO: The Chieftain

When: 10/25/2022

PAX:

Number of Pax: 5

Pax Names: Double D, Lockdown, Pinto, Slogger, Woody,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Woody


The BackBlast:

Inspired by the Phillies Game 5 NLCS win over the San Diego Padres (and Bryce Harper’s game winning dinger), Woody led a beatdown to honor the 2022 Philadelphia Phillies team. Equally exciting as they are frustrating, this team has made October fun for the first time in a LONG time!

Warm-up

Side Straddle Hop (20)
Weed Pickers (20)
Circle Arms / Arm Circles (10)
Calf Raises (20)
Michael Phelps (20)

Pinto entered a “guest warm-up” called the Phanatic (very good for hip flexors)

Mosey to storage to get the Coupons

Celebrate the Phillies Line-up – Sprints of the parking lot in between batters

Leadoff Batter – Kyle Schwarber, LF #12

  • Hit a 488 foot home run this season
  • 46 Home Runs this season
  • 46 LBCs
  • 46 SSHs

2nd – Rhys Hoskins, 1B #17

  • Three HRs in two games, after playing the worst defense we’ve seen
  • Been there forever!
    • 5 Burpees (for 5 Post Season Home Runs (so far)
    • 30 Merkins (for 30 regular season HRs)

3rd – JT Realmuto, C, #10

  • Best Catcher in Baseball!
    • 10 Weighted Squats, 10 Big Boys, 10 Curls

4th – Bryce Harper, DH, #3

  • $330M Man – Worth every penny
  • Still only 30 yrs old!
    • 30 American Hammers
    • 30 Overhead Press

5th – Nick Castellanos, RF #8

  • #100M contract – still needs to live up to it
    • 100 Calf Raises

6th – Alec Bohm, 3B #28

  • Says “I F’ing hate this place” and turns into a Philly legend
    • 28 Dive “Bohm-ers”

7th – Bryson Stott, SS #5

  • #14 pick overall and long-term solution at Short Stop!
    • 14 Diamond Merkins
    • 14 Flutter Kicks
    • 14 Freddie Mercuries

8th – Jean Segura, 2B #2

  • 1,328 games without appearing in the postseason / 14 total bases so far = 95
    • 95 Balboas (on a curb or bench)

9th – Brandon Marsh, CF #16

  • Only played 41 games with the Phillies
    • 41 Mountain Climbers
    • 41 Monkey Humpers

SP – Zach Wheeler, #45

  • 25 strikeouts so far in the postseason
    • 25 Curls
    • 25 Dips

SP – Aaron Nola, #27

  • 35 games started this season– Mr Consistency
    • 35 Incline Merkins
    • 35 Weighted Squat

Manager – Rob Thomson

  • 37 years in Baseball – Finally got a chance to run a team!
    • 37 Overhead Press
    • 37 Curls

Take the Coupons back to Storage via Rifle Carry

COT

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